Banning Guns for Gorillas and Alligators

Lemme tell ya what's coming up.  Two or three weeks ago, a child fell into a gorilla pen and the keepers had to shoot the gorilla to protect the child.  Yesterday, an alligator snatched a two year old and ate 'em.  Do you know what the common thread is in this.  Guns!  We must have a new ban to keep them being sold to gorillas and alligators.  Of course. we should also ban them from zookeepers.  "Never let a good crisis go to waste!"  The motto of libruls and socialists.