Our pussy in charge of the White house recently addressed a meeting of several native American chiefs in upper New York state. The article states that he extolled all the great things coming to their tribes and all the great things he is doing for them. In response, these chiefs bestowed the honorific native American title of "Walking Eagle" on him. After he left they were asked why they gave him this native American name. The chief explained that walking eagle is what they call an eagle so full of shit that it can't fly.
Our pussy in chief (PIC)can redeem himself and can set the world laughing at Iran and its mullahs. They are building a wooden mockup of USS Nemitz, ostensibly to show the world that the mighty Iranian Nave can sink a vaunted American super carrier. In World War 2, the Germans built mock, decoy airfields to trick the RAF into wasting bombs on pastures. The RAF responded by dropping wooden bombs on these mock airfields. I suggest that our PIC direct the U.S. Navy to drop a few wooden bombs on the wooden carrier. Paint the word "BOOM" on the bombs.
Senator James Inhofe sent out a message that our PIC, obama, stated he could solve all of our problems with a pen and phone. Senator Inhofe asked what obama could do with a pen and phone to solve our problems. I would suggest that he could just shove them up his anus, but he probably had no room for them with all the media reporters' heads in the way.