Here it is May, 2013, and I am seeing the results of global warming. There is white stuff floating down in Oklahoma. I think it must be from the deserts of Colorado and Kalifornika. Maybe it is ash from a power plant to the West of me. No! This stuff seems to be frozen water. Everybody is covering their gardens and trying to save anything they can.
This is obviously due to a lie. Either the AGW libruls are lying to us about it getting warmer or the calendar makers are lying about this being May. I think it is a little of both. If the AGW goracles are right, then this must be January.